A winless Rocky and Bullwinkle roll to week five win with a total of 68 and 8 while Porter gets his picture in the post two weeks in a row winning second place money with a total of 52.8. Port, you big knob, you claimed a defense that was let go but you were sharp enough to know they were available so I let you keep them. I now have increased the waiver time from two to four days...maybe that'll learn ya! Also, you lost seven points because the Cowboys got eleven points baby. In the weekly match games, Rocky and Bullwinkle, minus Rocky, whipped the Polski 68.8-18.8. Both teams are struggling at one and four on the young season. Zoet's Zeros won their second game of the season with a 37.8 to 25.6 win over Hill's Hog. Both of those teams are now 2 and three. Porter's Waganoer is the only undefeated team so far with a perfect five and oh mark as they ripped Hutch's Hunches 52 and 8 to 30.2. Hutch's mark goes to a "full count" at 3 and two. The Hopkin's Flash won his third game of the season beating up the winless Pepparooski by the score of 45.6 to 38.8. Uncle Verno won his third of the season with a 41.8 to 28 win over Fong's Thongs. Matt is also in at a 3 and two mark. Meyer's Maulers won their fourth of the season beating Ludcas by the score of 47.2 to 34.8. Ludcas drops to 3 and two. In the last match game Downer's Uppers beat the Frenchman 46.6 to 27.6 Scott is now two and three and Jerry is 3 up and two down. I'll be gone again this weekend so continue to send your e-mails to Danny Boy and his phone number is 887-1815. Remember too, that if a player is rated as both a running back and a wide receiver, you can keep him listed as a WR, but can still play him as a runningback too. In other words, you will actually be able to have "4" runningbacks on your roster without penalty...see ya next week. Rocky