What a key move inserting the Vikings defense instead of those struggling Steelers who were playing the tough Baltimore Ravens...no brainer Jerr. With this Jerry Altena waved by-by...(or is it bye-bye?)...(Vern help me on this one babe)... to Peppy as the Pepster tried to rally with his Monday night troops. He fell just six point two points short...but then again Peppy is short. 13 of the leagues fourteen teams score 40 points or more...yes the Hopkins Flash would have gotten their ass kicked by every team in TAKMFL this past weekend. Here are the weekend scores. Rocky and Bullwinkle beat up on the punchless Hopkins Flash 40.8 to 22. six. Fong's Thong had a tough game, but prevailed 47 to 42.point six over Hill's Hog. Porter Waggoner moved his mark to 11-1 with a 50-47 and six win over Meyer's Maulers. The Frenchman, AKA Jerry Altena, slapped Hutch 84 and six to 72 point two. Zoet's Zeroes have come on late and squeezed a tough 49.4 to 48.8 win over team Ludcas. Uncle Verno rallied to beat the Polski 54 and 8 to 45 and Peppy's Boys drilled Downer's Uppers 78 and 4 to 47 point 8.
With one week left in the regular season, six teams have already qualified for the big Super Bowl Tourney. Porter's Waggoner will receive the first round bye and all the 7 and five teams are in...that includes Hopkins, Meyer, Frenchman, Zoet and Ludcas. The big bubble team is Hill. If he wins this week he will be the seventh qualifier, if he loses some of the 5 and 7 teams that win next week could make it...they are R and B, Fong's Thong, Hutch, Downer's Uppers and Uncle Verno. Now I include all of those 5 and sevens, but they need to win and Hill to lose if they have any mathmatical chance. Remember we go head-to-head competion for the first tie breaker...if we have more then one team in the tie breaker, and we don't have a clear winner, we will go total record against the other Super Bowl qualifiers...if that is still tied, then we go on total points. Any questions give me an e-mail or a phone call..

The Odd Couple...Father Guido Sarduci aka Jim Cassis and Randy Quade...aka TL aka Asshole...aka Terrance Anthony Ludford won the weekly pot in a hottly contested week as four players were within ten points of each other. Ludcas had 72.2 to cop honors as the Hopkins Flash had to settle for second place cash with 64 and six. Meyer's Maulers and Hill's Hog had topped sixty too only problem from Hill's perspective is that they were pitted against one another and old Rog fell four percentage points below Mikey with a final score of 63.8 to 63 and four. Couldn't of happen to a better guy though eh. In the weekly match games, Ludcas crushed Hutch 72.2 to 28. With that win Ludcas moves up to 7 and 4 while Hutch drops to 5 and six. We told you of the Meyer-Hill match but we failed to report that with the win Meyer nudges ahead of Roger with a 7-4 mark and Rog falls to 6 and five. Rocky and Bullwinkle got enough points from their Monday night participators to edge Fongs Thong 34.6 to 32.6. Both of those teams have 4 and seven marks. Porter's Waggoner won his match game but lost his QB for the season as McNabb bids farewell in week 11. Port knocked off the Frenchman 43.8 to 25...the Frenchman has lost his last three games and falls to 6 and five while Port has the leagues best mark at ten and 1...In fact with that win Port has clinched a first week bye for the Super Bowl round of the playoffs. Zoet's Zeroes doubled up on Uncle Verno 34.2 to 17.2 to bring his record to 6 and 5, while Verno is currently at 4 and 7. The Polski won his second straight, this one a big one over Peppy's Boys and with that he has tied the Pepster for the leagues worst record at 3 and eight. In the last game for the weekend, Hopkins own "The Flash" won for the seventh time this year beating up Scott Downer 64 and six to 17 point four. Scotty is struggling at 5 and six. Right now the cut off is easy...Brad Zoet has the last playoff spot for the Super Bowl round...at six and 5...only problem we have two weeks left in the regular season. Anything can happen. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

I'M GETTING SICK OF THIS BIG PRICK TOO...HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS OUT THERE? "LT" IS HIS MEAL TICKET AS HE HAD A 28 POINT WEEK! BIG ROG'S 71 POINT WEEKEND TOOK THE WEEKLY POT AND I THINK THAT PRICK HAS WON IT TWICE BEFORE THIS...HIS GOOD BUDDY PEPPY CASHED SECOND PLACE CHECK WITH AN EVEN SCORE OF 50. THE WEEKLY SCORES WENT LIKE THIS. MEYER'S MAULERS EDGED ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE BY THE SCORE OF 48.8 TO 47.4. THE MAULERS ARE NOW 6 AND FOUR AS R and B DROPPED TO 3 AND SEVEN. HILL DRILLED THE FRENCHMAN 71.2 TO 34.2...BOTH OF THOSE GUYS ARE NOW 6 UP AND FOUR DOWN. LUDCAS WAS THE SPOILER THIS WEEK DOLLING OUT PORTER WAGGONERS FIRST LOST OF THE SEASON BY THE SCORE OF 46.8 TO 31.6. LUDCAS IS NOW 6 AND 4 WHILE PW IS NOW 9 AND ONE. UNCLE VERNO WON FOR THE FOURTH TIME THIS YEAR WITH A 45.6 TO 29.8 WIN OVER HUTCH'S HUNCHES. HUTCH HAD HIS RECORD EVENED AT FIVE GAMES EACH. PEPPY USED THAT 50 POINTS TO BEAT ZOET'S ZEROES WHO TOTALED 41.6. BRAD IS 5 AND 5 WHILE THE PEPPSTER IS 3 AND SEVEN. THE POLSKI WON FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR BEATING UP HIS OWN SON 49.4 TO 42.6. SCOTT IS 5 AND FIVE ON THE YEAR. THE HOPKINS FLASH WON HIS SIXTH GAME WITH A 36-31.4 WIN OVER FONG'S THONG. THE THONG IS NOW 4 AND SIX.
WELL I DON'T THINK THE PROGRAM CAN HANDLE OUR PLAYOFF SYSTEM BUT WE ARE STILL GOING TO STICK WITH IT...EVEN IF IT MEANS DOING IT BY HAND. THERE WILL BE TWO SEPARATE PLAYOFFS WITH THE TOP SEVEN TEAMS PLAYING FOR 70% OF THE TOTAL POT AND THE LOWER SEVEN GETTING ONLY 30% TO SPLIT UP. THE PLAYOFFS WILL LAST THREE WEEKS STARTING IN WEEK 14. THE TEAM THAT WINS THE REGULAR SEASON WILL WIN A FIRST ROUND BYE. THE BOTTOM SEVEN TEAMS WILL DRAW STRAWS FOR THE FIRST ROUND BYE.

Rocky and Bullwinkle aren't having a great year at 3 and six, but they do have two Weekly Winning Pots and that ain't bad boys. This week they were (.4) points better then second place finisher Scott Downer, who has got to be pissed. The Weekly Pot was baxically won after Sunday's games because Monday night saw da Raiders get shutout for the second time this year on Monday night...did you see that "undisciplined team" led by "Wild Man" Bob Ryan as the defensive cooridinator. I don't know about you guys but the NFL is turning into "WWF" folks...Vince, Bert Bell, and Pete Roselle are rolling over in their collective graves....what a fricken embarrasment...and that's not mentioning a word about the Cincinnati Bengals. Now, stepping down off my Soap Box, the weekly match games went this way. Rand B stuck it to the Frenchman 59.2 to 45.6. The Frenchman is still in second place with a 6 and three mark. Hill's Hog drilled Ludcas 55 and four to 25 as both join a group of seven teams with identical 5 and four records. Porter's Waggoner is still loss (less)...with a nine and oh mark...he beat Uncle Verno, who is now in Florida, 45.8 to 22...yes Ludcas, you would of had a win this week if you player Uncle Verno. Hutch is one of the "5 and 4" teams as he beat Peppy's Boys (2-7) 51.8 to 47.8. Zoet's Zeroes knocked off the Polski (who doesn't?...actually the team that lost to that bastard owes everybody in TAKMFL a beer) 49.4 to 31.4. Zoet is 5 and four while the Polski is one and 8. Meyer's Maulers beat the Hopkin's Flash this week 50.6 to 43.4 to make both of their records...you guessed it 5 and four. In the last game of the week Scott Downer's Uppers beat Fong's Thong 58.8 to 46.6 Downer's Grove is 5 and four while "The Thong" is four and 5. We are going to have to make adjustments to our Playoff this year because the Yahoo program only allows four teams into "their playoffs". We still will have all teams making plalyoffs but it won't be scored on Yahoo...yes, your Commissioner will have to do it the "old Fashion Way", for the remaining ten teams. Remember too that week 17 of the NFL schedule is "Total Roster" week...that means you have all 14 of your properties active...with the usual restrictions of certain players like QB, TE, PK, and Defensive teams with only two and a maximum of only 3 RBs...more on the Playoffs later...keep in mind though that only four teams will be in the Super Bowl, but there will be a "Pot" for the bottom ten too, just not as much.